Ron,
Whether what you sent out is funny or not is VERY
subjective, and not even the point. The content is
such
that most sensitive people will realize that it is
either possibly, but more likely probably, offensive
to a large number of contributors / readers to/of the
RP-ML.
I agree with Bathsheba, take it some other place.
John Walmsley
DSM Somos
--- Ron Doyle <rondoyle@sympatico.ca> wrote:
> >
> > > The real meaning behind the abbreviations in
> personal ads:
> > >
> > > FIRST THE ADS FROM WOMEN
> > >
> > > 40-ish.................. 48
> > > Adventurer.............. Has had more partners
> than you ever will
> > > Athletic................ Flat-chested
> > > Average looking......... Ugly
> > > Beautiful............... Pathological liar
> > > Contagious Smile........ Bring your penicillin
> > > Educated................ College dropout
> > > Emotionally Secure...... Medicated
> > > Feminist................ Fat; ball buster
> > > Free spirit............. Substance user
> > > Friendship first........ Trying to live down
> reputation as slut
> > > Fun..................... Annoying
> > > Gentle.................. Comatose
> > > Good Listener........... Borderline Autistic
> > > New-Age................. All body hair, all the
> time
> > > Old-fashioned........... Lights out, missionary
> position only
> > > Open-minded............. Desperate
> > > Outgoing................ Loud
> > > Passionate.............. Loud
> > > Poet.................... Depressive Schzophrenic
> > > Professional............ Real Witch
> > > Redhead................. Shops the Clairol
> section
> > > Reubenesque............. Grossly Fat
> > > Romantic................ Looks better by candle
> light
> > > Voluptuous.............. Very Fat
> > > Weight proportional to
> height..................Hugely Fat
> > > Wants Soulmate.......... One step away from
> stalking
> > > Widow................... Nagged first husband to
> death
> > > Young at heart.......... Toothless crone
> > >
> > >
>
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> > >
> > > THE MALE SIDE OF THE LIST
> > >
> > > 40-ish.................. 52 and looking for
> 25-yr-old
> > > Athletic................ Sits on the couch and
> watches ESPN
> > > Average looking......... Unusual hair growth on
> ears, nose, & back
> > > Educated................ Will always treat you
> like an idiot
> > > Free Spirit............. Sleeps with your sister
> > > Friendship first........ As long as friendship
> involves nudity
> > > Fun..................... Good with a remote and
> a six pack
> > > Good looking............ Arrogant
> > > Honest.................. Pathological Liar
> > > Huggable................ Overweight, more body
> hair than a bear
> > > Like to cuddle.......... Insecure, overly
> dependent
> > > Mature.................. Until you get to know
> him
> > > Open-minded............. Wants to sleep with
> your sister but she's
> > > not interested
> > > Physically fit.......... I spend a lot of time
> in front of mirror
> > > admiring myself
> > > Poet.................... Has written on a
> bathroom stall
> > > Spiritual............... Once went to church
> with his grandmother
> > > on Easter Sunday
> > > Stable.................. Occasional stalker, but
> never arrested
> > > Thoughtful.............. Says "Please" when
> demanding a beer
> > >
> > > Well there you have it, truth in advertising!
> >
> >
> >
>
>
>
>
>
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