NOT off topic humor

From: by way of Elaine Hunt (marshall@ennex.com)
Date: Fri Oct 23 1998 - 21:44:43 EEST


Resolution of common RP System Issues
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The most cost-beneficial alternative for resolution of RP
System issues has been defined:

All RP Systems will be removed by Dec 31, 1999.
Each is being replaced with an Etch-A-Sketch.

Justification:
   1. No Y2K problems
   2. No technical glitches keeping work from being completed.
   3. No more wasted time reading and writing email.

>From our help desk:

Frequently Asked Questions from the Etch-A-Sketch Help Desk:

Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over the screen.
What do I do?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I turn off my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: What's the shortcut for Undo?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I create a New Document window?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I set the background and foreground to the same color?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I save my Etch-A-Sketch document?
A: Don't shake it.

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