RE: off-topic, For those who take life too seriously...

From: SiderWhite (SiderWhite@worldnet.att.net)
Date: Thu Nov 11 1999 - 03:30:42 EET


Subject: For those who take life too seriously...

> > Some old, some new, still worth the
> read...
> >
> > Save the whales. Collect the whole
> set.
> > A day without sunshine is
> like...night.
> > On the other hand, you have different
> fingers.
> > I just got lost in thought. It was
> unfamiliar territory.
> > 42.7 percent of all statistics are
> made up on the spot.
> > 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a
> bad name.
> > I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a
> parallel universe.
> > You have the right to remain silent.
> Anything you say will be misquoted
> > then used against you.
> > I wonder how much deeper the ocean
> would be without sponges.
> > Honk if you love peace and quiet.
> > Remember half the people you know are
> below average.
> > Despite the cost of living, have you
> noticed how popular it remains?
> > Nothing is foolproof to a talented
> fool.
> > He who laughs last thinks slowest.
> > Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get
> sucked into jet engines.
> > The early bird may get the worm, but
> the second mouse gets he cheese.
> > I drive way too fast to worry about
> cholesterol.
> > If Barbie is so popular, why do you
> have to buy her friends?
> > The only substitute for good manners
> is fast reflexes.
> > Support bacteria - they're the only
> culture some people have.
> > When everything's coming your way,
> you're in the wrong lane and going the
> > wrong way.
> > A conclusion is the place where you
> got tired of thinking.
> > Experience is something you don't get
> until just after you need it.
> > For every action there is an equal and
> opposite criticism.
> > Bills travel through the mail at twice
> the speed of checks.
> > No one is listening until you make a
> mistake.
> > Success always occurs in private and
> failure in full view.
> > The colder the x-ray table the more of
> your body is required on it.
> > The hardness of butter is directly
> proportional to the softness of the
> > bread.
> > The severity of the itch is inversely
> proportional to the ability to reach
> > it.
> > To steal ideas from one person is
> plagiarism; to steal from many is
> > research.
> > Two wrongs are only the beginning.
> > The problem with the gene pool is that
> there is no lifeguard.
> > The sooner you fall behind the more
> time you'll have to catch up.
> > A clear conscience is usually the sign
> of a bad memory.
> > Change is inevitable except from
> vending machines.
> > Plan to be spontaneous - tomorrow.
> > If you think nobody cares, try missing
> a couple of payments.
> > How many of you believe in
> telekinesis? Raise my hand.
> > Love may be blind but marriage is a
> real eye-opener.
> > If at first you don't succeed, then
> skydiving isn't for you.
>

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