RE: Off-topic, more Friday humor, Remember When ?

From: SiderWhite (SiderWhite@worldnet.att.net)
Date: Fri Oct 29 1999 - 21:12:49 EEST


Some more humor for Friday...

Subject: FW: Remember When ?

>> > A computer was something on TV
>> > From a science fiction show of note.
>> > A window was something you hated to clean
>> > And ram was the cousin of a goat.
>> >
>> > Meg was the name of my girlfriend,
>> > and gig was a job for the nights.
>> > Now they all mean different things,
>> > And that really mega bytes.
>> >
>> > An application was for employment
>> > A program was a TV show.
>> > A cursor used profanity,
>> > A keyboard was a piano.
>> >
>> > Memory was something that you lost with age,
>> > A CD was a bank account.
>> > And modem was something you did on Saturday
>> > When the grass and weeds had a bout.
>> >
>> > Compress was something you did to the garbage.
>> > Not something you did to a file.
>> > And if you unzipped anything in public,
>> > You'd be in jail for a while.
>> >
>> > Log on was adding wood to the fire,
>> > Hard drive was a long trip on the road.
>> > A mouse pad was where a mouse lived,
>> > And backup happened to your commode.
>> >
>> > Cut you did with a pocket knife,
>> > Paste you did with glue.
>> > A web was a spider's home.
>> > And a virus was the flu.
>> >
>> > I guess I'll stick to my pen and paper,
>> > And the memory in my head.
>> > I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash.
>> > But when it happens they wish they were dead!
>> >
>> > (OH for the days of yore...)
>> >

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