>Subject: Funny Signs in Great Britain: (but they could be anywhere)
>>
>> Funny Signs in Great Britain: (but they
>> could be anywhere)
>>
>> 1. IN A LAUNDROMAT: Automatic washing
>> machines. Please remove all your
>> clothes when the light goes out.
>>
>> 2. IN A LONDON DEPARTMENT STORE: Bargain
>> Basement Upstairs
>>
>> 3. IN AN OFFICE: Would the person who
>> took the step ladder yesterday
>> kindly
>> bring it back or further steps will be
>> taken.
>>
>> 4. IN ANOTHER OFFICE: After the tea
>> break, staff should empty the teapot
>> and
>> stand upside down on the draining board.
>>
>> 5. ON A CHURCH DOOR: This is the gate of
>> Heaven. Enter ye all by this
>> door.
>> (This door is kept locked because of the
>> draft. Please use side entrance)
>>
>> 6. OUTSIDE A SECOND-HAND SHOP: We
>> exchange anything - bicycles,washing
>> machines etc. Why not bring your wife
>> along and get a wonderful bargain.
>>
>> 7. QUICKSAND WARNING: Quicksand. Any
>> person passing this point will be
>> drowned. By order of the District
>> Council.
>>
>> 8. NOTICE IN A DRY CLEANER'S WINDOW:
>> Anyone leaving their garments here
>> for
>> more than 30 days will be disposed of.
>>
>> 9. IN A HEALTH FOOD SHOP WINDOW: Closed
>> due to illness.
>>
>> 10. SPOTTED IN A SAFARI PARK: Elephants
>> Please Stay In Your Car
>>
>> 11. SEEN DURING A CONFERENCE: For anyone
>> who has children and doesn't
>> know
>> it, there is a day care on the first
>> floor.
>>
>> 12. NOTICE IN A FIELD: The farmer allows
>> walkers to cross the field for
>> free,
>> but the bull charges.
>>
>> 13. MESSAGE ON A LEAFLET: If you cannot
>> read, this leaflet will tell you
>> how
>> to get lessons.
>>
>> 14. ON A REPAIR SHOP DOOR: We can repair
>> anything (Please knock hard on
>> the
>> door - the bell doesn't work)
>>
>> 15. SPOTTED IN A TOILET IN A LONDON
>> OFFICE BLOCK: Toilet out of order.
>> Please
>> use floor below.
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