I see your funny and raise you one!
Rog
> A housewife took a lover during the day while her husband is at
> work. While this takes place she locks her 9 year old son in the
> bedroom closet.
>
> One day her husband comes home while the lover is still there so
> she locks the lover in the same closet with the boy. They stand
> in the gloom for a while, then the boy says,
>
> "Dark in here."
>
> "Yes, it is."
>
> "I have a baseball."
>
> "That's nice."
>
> "Wanna buy it?"
>
> "No."
>
> "My dad is out there."
>
> "OK, I'll buy it. How much?"
>
> "$25.00."
>
> "Gee. OK, I'll buy it."
>
> A week later the man is over again. The boy is locked in the
> closet again. The father comes home again. The man is locked in
> the closet with the boy again. They stand in the gloom until the boy
> says,
>
> "Dark in here."
>
> "Yes, it is."
>
> "I have a baseball glove."
>
> "That's nice."
>
> "Wanna buy it?"
>
> Remembering the previous week, the man says, "Sure, how much?"
>
> "$75.00."
>
> "Fine."
>
> The following weekend the father says to the boy, "Son, go get
> your ball and glove and let's play some catch."
>
> "I can't, Dad. I sold them."
>
> "Really? For how much?"
>
> "$100.00"
>
> "Son, you shouldn't rip your friends off like that. We didn't
> pay anywhere near that for those items. I'm taking you to the
> Priest and I want you to confess your greed."
>
> They go to the church to the confessional. The boy goes in and
> sits down. The little door opens so the Priest can hear his
> confession.
>
> "What is your sin, my son?"
>
> "Dark in here."
>
> "Don't start that again."
>
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