Here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
>
> On Sears hair dryer:
> Do not use while sleeping.
>
> On a bag of Fritos:
> You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.
> Details inside.
>
> On a bar of Dial soap:
> Directions: Use like regular soap.
>
> Some Swanson frozen dinners:
> Serving suggestion: Defrost.
>
> On a hotel-provided shower cap in a box:
> Fits one head.
>
> On Tesco's Tiramisu desert:
> Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.)
>
> On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
> Product will be hot after heating
>
> On packaging for a Rowenta Iron:
> Do not iron clothes on body
>
> On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine
> Do not drive car or operate machinery
>
> On Nytol (a sleep aid):
> Warning: may cause drowsiness
>
> On a Korean kitchen knife:
> Warning: keep out of children
>
> On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights:
> For indoor or outdoor use only.
>
> On a Japanese food processor:
> Not to be used for the other use
>
> On Sainsbury's Peanuts
> Warning: contains nuts
>
> On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
> Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
For more information about the rp-ml, see http://ltk.hut.fi/rp-ml/
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