Friday humor: OT

From: Spielman, Roger L (Roger.Spielman@West.Boeing.com)
Date: Fri Mar 12 1999 - 23:13:57 EET


> The one's in blue are all too true.
>
> Latest Dilbert terms to add to your vocabulary:
>
> Blamestorming
> Sitting around in a group discussing why a deadline was missed or a
> project failed and who was responsible.
>
> Seagull Manager
> A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps over
> everything and then leaves.
>
> Blowing Your Buffer
> Losing your train of thought.
>
> Salmon Day
> The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to
> get screwed and die in the end.
>
> Chainsaw Consultant
> An outside expert brought in to reduce the employee headcount,
> leaving the brass with clean hands.
>
> 404
> Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web error
> message "404 Not Found" "Don't bother asking him...he's 404, man."
>
> Assmosis
> The process by which some people seem to absorb success and
> advancement by kissing up to the boss.
>
> Ohnosecond
> That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've
> just made a BIG mistake.
>
> Percussive Maintenance
> The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device
> to get it to work again.
>
> Prairie Dogging
> When someone yells or drops something loudly in a "cube farm"
> (an office full of cubicles) and everyone's head pops up over the
> walls to see what's going on.
>
>
>
>

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