RE: Machine Depreciation

From: Yakov Horenstein (yakov@planet.it)
Date: Thu Nov 19 1998 - 07:49:22 EET


At 16:41 -0700 18/11/98, Brock Hinzmann wrote:
>Rather harsh on the accountants. I prefer the one where, if you ask an
>accountant:
>
>What is 1 plus 1?
>he answers:
>What do you want it to be?
>
>Ross Gates wrote:
>>Accountants are people who come in after the war is lost, and bayonet
>>the wounded.

This is my father-in-law's favorite:
2 plus 2 is 4, right?
Wrong. Depends whether you're buying or selling.

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Yakov Horenstein
Milano, Italy

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