Elaine Hunt wrote:
> Dear
> a) Mom
> b) Dad
> c) love of my life
> d) RP-list
> e) Local Police Chief,
>
> Words cannot begin to express how sorry I am that your
>
> a) Car
> b) House
> c) Pet
> d) Espresso maker
> e) Left arm
>
> was severely damaged by my
>
> a) infantile
> b) puerile
> c) inept
> d) comically brilliant but nonetheless sadistic
> e) woefully under appreciated
>
> prank.
>
> How could I have known that the
>
> a) car
> b) jet ski
> c) large helium balloon
> d) rodent driven sledge
> e) rp machine
>
> I was riding in would go so far out of control? And while it is
> true that I should not have pointed it in the direction of your
>
> a) house
> b) wife
> c) Cub Scout troop
> d) 1/16th sized replica of the Statue of Liberty,
> complete with lightbulb in the torch
> e) priceless collection of Rolling Rock beer cans,
>
> you must understand that it was all meant in fun. The
> subsequent carnage that I caused is beyond my ability to
>
> a) imagine
> b) fathom
> c) comprehend
> d) appreciate
> e) pay for,
>
> and I must therefore humbly ask your forgiveness. I know that
> you are perfectly within your rights to
>
> a) hate me
> b) sue me
> c) spank me
> d) take my firstborn
> e) gouge out my eyes with spoons and feed them to
> the fish in your koi pond,
>
> but I ask you to remember all the good times we've had,
> joshing around at
>
> a) school
> b) work
> c) church
> d) the rp-ml list
> e) the municipal jail,
>
> and to remember that I am first and foremost your
>
> a) friend
> b) child
> c) sibling
> d) lease co-signer
> e) only possible match should you ever need a bone
> marrow transplant.
>
> I think that counts for more than one prank, especially one that
>
> a) was so stupid
> b) was so silly
> c) would have been funny if it worked
> d) you would have done, if you had thought of it
> first
> e) I'm going to use again on someone else.
>
> Sincerely,
> Me.
>
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> Opinions, suggestions, and other controversial matter VOID where prohibited.
> ******************************************************************
> Elaine T. Hunt, Director
> Clemson University Laboratory to Advance Industrial Prototyping
> 206 Fluor Daniel Bldg. Clemson, SC 29643-0925
> 864-656-0321 (voice) 864-656-4435 (fax)
> elaine.hunt@ces.clemson.edu
> http://chip.eng.clemson.edu/rp/persall/elaine.html
>
> For more information about the rp-ml, see http://ltk.hut.fi/rp-ml/
Elaine,
You obviously have to much free time on your hands.
-- David Tolin 201 W. Beach Ave. Inglewood, CA 90302 Phone - 310-671-4345 Fax - 310-671-0858 BBS - 310-671-1862 Email - david@pmli.comFor more information about the rp-ml, see http://ltk.hut.fi/rp-ml/
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