> KNOCK, KNOCK...
> WHO'S THERE?...
> BILL CLINTON...
> BILL CLINTON WHO?...
> THAT'S GOOD MONICA. NOW YOU CAN TESTIFY.......
>
>
>
> ----------
> From: Elaine Hunt[SMTP:elaine.hunt@ces.clemson.edu]
> Sent: Thursday, March 26, 1998 7:45 AM
> To: rp-ml@bart.lpt.fi
> Subject: NONE RP but great!
>
> A guy dies and goes to Heaven. It's a slow day for St. Peter, so,
> upon
> passing the entrance test, St. Peter says, "I'm not very busy today,
> why
> don't you let me show you around?"
>
> The guy thinks this is a great idea and graciously accepts the offer.
>
> St. Peter shows him all the sights, the golf course, the reading room
> and
> library, the observation room, the cafeteria and finally, they come to
> a
> HUGE room full of clocks.
>
> The guy asks, "What's up with these clocks?"
>
> St. Peter explains, "Everyone on earth has a clock that shows how much
> time
> he has left on earth. When a clock runs out of time, the person dies
> and
> comes to the Gates to be judged.
>
> The guy thinks this makes sense but notices that some of the clocks
> are
> going faster than others. He asks why is that?
>
> St. Peter explains, "Every time a living person tells a lie, it speeds
> his
> clock."
>
> This also makes sense, so the guy takes one last look around the room
> before leaving and notices one clock in the center of the ceiling. On
> this
> clock, both hands are spinning at an unbelievable rate. So he asks,
> "What's the story with that clock?"
>
> "Oh, That," St. Peter replies, "That's Bill Clinton's clock. We
> decided to
> use it as a fan."
>
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> prohibited.
> ******************************************************************
> Elaine T. Hunt, Director
> Clemson University Laboratory to Advance Industrial
> Prototyping
> 206 Fluor Daniel Bldg. Clemson, SC 29643-0925
> 864-656-0321 (voice) 864-656-4435 (fax)
> elaine.hunt@ces.clemson.edu
> http://chip.eng.clemson.edu/rp/persall/elaine.html
>
>
>
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