> An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his
> dossier and says, "Ah, you're in the wrong place."
>
> So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon,
> the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of discomfort in hell, and
> starts designing and building improvements. After a while, they've got air
> conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty
> popular guy.
>
> One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So,
> how's it going down there in hell?"
>
> Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning and
> flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is
> going to come up with next."
>
> God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake-- he should
> never have gotten down there; send him up here."
>
> Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm
> keeping him. Besides, it is fun to see him suffer with all that out-sourcing
> we oblidge him to do!"
>
> God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue." Satan laughs uproariously
> and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"
>From the mail box of:
Andre' DOLENC (Director, Rapid Tools)
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