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Dear Elaine,
Yes, your 'Top 12' were very amusing, but I wonder if a topic-specific list such as this is the appropriate forum for sharing jokes. I'm sure that many readers of this list get over 100 eMails per day and would like to keep things brief. Please, lets stick to the topic and share non-rp issues via direct eMail, not via the forum.
Gary.
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On Wed, Jan 29, 1997, 8:01:26 PM GMT Elaine Persall wrote:
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" The Top 12 Things You Don't Want to Hear From Tech Support
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" 12> "Do you have a sledgehammer or a brick handy?"
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" 11> "...that's right, not even McGyver could fix it."
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" 10> "So -- what are you wearing??"
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" 9> "Duuuuuude! Bummer!"
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" 8> "Looks like you're gonna need some new dilythium crystals,
" Cap'n."
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" 7> "Press 1 for Support. Press 2 if you're with 60 Minutes.
" Press 3 if you're with the FTC."
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" 6> "We can help you fix this, but you're gonna need a butter knife,
" a roll of duct tape, and a car battery."
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" 5> "I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that."
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" 4> "In layman's terms, we call that the Hindenburg Effect."
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" 3> "Hold on a second... Mom! Timmy's hitting me!"
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" 2> "Okay, turn to page 523 in your copy of Dianetics."
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" and the Number 1 Thing You Don't Want to Hear From Tech Support...
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" 1> "Please hold for Mr. Gates' attorney."
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