Top12--Technical Support

From: Elaine Persall (persall@ces.clemson.edu)
Date: Wed Jan 29 1997 - 22:01:26 EET


  The Top 12 Things You Don't Want to Hear From Tech Support

 12> "Do you have a sledgehammer or a brick handy?"

 11> "...that's right, not even McGyver could fix it."

 10> "So -- what are you wearing??"

  9> "Duuuuuude! Bummer!"

  8> "Looks like you're gonna need some new dilythium crystals,
     Cap'n."

  7> "Press 1 for Support. Press 2 if you're with 60 Minutes.
      Press 3 if you're with the FTC."

  6> "We can help you fix this, but you're gonna need a butter knife,
   a roll of duct tape, and a car battery."

  5> "I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that."

 4> "In layman's terms, we call that the Hindenburg Effect."

  3> "Hold on a second... Mom! Timmy's hitting me!"

  2> "Okay, turn to page 523 in your copy of Dianetics."

 and the Number 1 Thing You Don't Want to Hear From Tech Support...

  1> "Please hold for Mr. Gates' attorney."

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Clemson University Laboratory to Advance Industrial Prototyping
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